Hong Kong (reclameslogan) - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
Japan (hotel room) - You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
Moscouw (hotel) - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
Switzerland (menukaart) - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
Bangkok (stomerij) - Drop your trousers here for best results
Rome (wasserette) - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Kopenhagen (vliegtuigmaatschappij) - We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Rhodos (kleermaker) - Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Athene (hotel) - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily.
Belgrado (lift) - To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
Norwegen (hotel lobby) - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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